My wife found a creative way to make me go on a diet.
She stopped cooking.
Downtown was invaded by a swarm of flys today.
The SWAT team had to be called in.
My friend doesn’t mind having an “Office Spouse”.
He lives alone.
To avoid a public relations nightmare after The Exxon Valdez accident,
the company renamed the vessel, “The Mobil Valdez”
When they asked Yogi Berra if he minded having a bear named after him, he asked, “There’s a bear named Berra?”
There’s a new show about a young man who comes out of the closet.
It’s called, “How I Met Your Brother”
Charges were thrown out against Michael McDonald today after
Mr. and Mrs. Doobie testifed that Michael actually is their son.
Charges were thown out against Bill Medely today after
Mr. and Mrs. Rightous testifed that Bill and Bobby are both their sons.
At the beach, why don’t lifeguards tell you that your floating device can also be used as an airplane seat cushion?
Float it slow, Advice from Joe
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---At the beach, why don’t lifeguards tell you that your floating device can also be used as an airplane seat cushion?
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