Saturday, November 1, 2008

The One Liners #184

In a shocking move, the TV show, “House” is moving to the Disney channel.
The new show will be called, “Mouse”.

Lindsay Lohan was accused of trying to destroy the career of “Ugly Betty”, by telling the actress that she was very pretty.

I have a rule when it comes to Tit for Tat situations.
I never choose the Tat.

For years, I wouldn’t order a Lattee because I couldn’t pronounce it.

Why didn’t Eddie Arnold make a follow up record called,
Make The World Reappear” ?

There’s some confusion about my book.
You aren’t supposed to Burn before Reading

As we both age, my computer has the same problem that I do:
A bad hard drive.

George W Bush is starting to make his father’s presidency look good.

If we bail out the Blood Bank,
we’re just putting a band-aid on the problem.

Have you seen the new Knight Rider? One episode is shot in San Francisco.
Mayor Gavin Newsome grants Michael permission to marry Kitt.

Drive it slow, Advice from Joe

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Joe, you should have told us you changed careers- I just found out from the news you are now a plumber!

Anonymous said...

Plumb it slow, advice from Joe