Our local baseball team is going to pick up some free agents.
That way, they don’t have to pay anything.
I care about the environment.
I only buy Al Green albums.
If human beings did not have arms,
we’d all have drinking problems.
My father enjoyed giving me math problems to solve.
He was always saying, “Seven and Seven”.
My Office Spouse is always telling me,
“Not tonight. I have a husband.”
A topless dancer may be brought in to host that weekly Sunday morning news program.
The show will be renamed, “Meet the Breast”
Thousands of cribs have been recalled.
It’s the largest number of foreclosures in history.
I’ve never understood why they wear clothes on CNN.
Isn’t that the all-nude station?
It was reported today that an alarming number of children are uninsured.
They simply don’t have enough money in their allowance for the premiums.
Cancel them slow, Advice from Joe
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