Nick Hogan’s conviction is affecting his acting career.
He was turned down for the role of the chauffeur in “Driving Miss Daisy”
Tall guys never ride racehorses because,
they have to wear jockey shorts.
Pediatricians advise doubling the Vitamin D requirement for children.
Kids will now be asked to take Vitamin DD.
To aid kidney function, patients are being asked to take a Vitamin P.
I’ve always owned a self-propelled lawn mower.
I have to propel it myself.
Preparing for his future, President Bush may record a song with Peaches.
The song will be called, “Indicted”
(Sing along: “I’ve been indicted and it feels so good.
I’ve been indicted like you knew I would….”)
Microsoft issued a critical patch after Bill Gates tore his pants while bending over.
I’ve decided to take up painting.
I’m going to start with the bedroom and move on to the living room.
If Marvin Gaye recorded his famous song today, would it be called,
“I heard it through the land line” ?
Answer it slow, Advice from Joe
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