Obama thought of Hillary today when he wondered,
“What AM I going to do on the first day?"
The waitress asked the funeral director,
“Cremation in your coffee?”
I will never use drugs to increase my size.
I rely on exercise.
My mechanic said that I needed a new drive shaft.
I said, “Shouldn’t my doctor be telling me this?”
Do they close Sunset Blvd, first thing in the morning?
My dentist has really improved my bite.
Last time I was there, he said, “Yaowwwwwww!”
My mother always told me to keep a roof over my head.
Placement is so important!
In the Autumn of my life, will the time fall back one hour?
Is Stevie married to Wonder Woman?
Chevy Chase is going to star in his first sex flick.
He plays a character named, “Flesh”.
My mother monitored what I watched on TV as a child in the sixties.
She wouldn’t let me watch “The Naked City”
Undress slow, Advice from Joe
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Hand to God---yesterday I was trying to think of a good line referring to Sunset Blvd., but gave up.
As DTS oft says, it's in the ether.
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