My wife wears sleeveless blouses,
because she has the right to bare arms.
If you shoot a person in cold blood,
wasn’t that person already dead?
Searching for happiness, I went to the Love Doctor.
Just my luck, he gave me a Placebo.
I asked my attorney if he’d follow me,
but he said it was a leading question.
After “W”, is Oliver Stone going to make movies about the other 23 letters?
I watched an episode of “Perry Mason” that was so convincing,
I jumped up and confessed.
Sadness in the music industry today,
as Daryl Hall’s horse ate John Oats.
OJ is getting so desperate that he considers transcripts of his trials to be memorabilia.
They want to add LSD to the atomic bomb
to see if it makes a psychedelic mushroom cloud.
Take it (wow, man) slow, Advice from Joe
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My wife wears sleeveless blouses,
because she has the right to bare arms.
A-One!
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