Joe the Plumber admitted that he was once married to Karen the Carpenter.
A holiday ballet is being released about enchanted characters who loose weight.
This magical production will be called, “The Gut Cracker”
A new version of The Exorcist is being created, where the devil leaves the little girl because he’s repossessed.
The President of Sudan has called for an unconditional cease-fire. This happened minutes after his wife took a shot at him.
With the success of Facebook, the company may branch out to other body parts. (You can make up the jokes from here)
If I propose to that singer,
would Beyonce be my fiancé?
I only eat Figs if they are Newtonized.
My wife says that I live in the past,
just because my favorite soap opera is “Search For Yesterday”
There were problems at the ceremony to swear in the first female 4-star general,as they couldn’t find an official who was willing to swear in front of a lady.
India’s probe has landed on the moon faster than a flight from India to San Francisco.
Travel slow, Advice from Joe
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Cracked a gut at "Gut Cracker!"
If I propose to that singer,
would Beyonce be my fiancé?
Ogden Nash would be proud.
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