When they have a Spelling Bee, how come they never ask you to spell:
Aamco, Rolaids, or Bingo?
Iraq has backed a pact that allows US troops to stay there until 2011.
I guess they haven’t heard about our election yet.
My dog likes to chase balls.
Mine.
I admire the way that Latinos can roll their “R”s.
I can only roll my “J”s.
Angry people with congestion use Dristan Nasal Pist.
TV show names that wouldn’t have worked:
I Divorced Lucy
Little Joe on the Prairie
Hamilton Burger with Cheese
Dennis the Criminal
Pork’n Mindy
Keeping with post election traditions,
John McCain and his wife have been invited to tour John Kerry’s residence.
Miley Cyrus is going to star in an animated movie with Yogi and Huckleberry.
The new cartoon will be called “Hanna Barbera”
Watch it slow, Advice from Joe
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My dog likes to chase balls.
Mine.
Rodney's smiling at that one.
Pork'n Mindy! Joe, you are not only a good plumber-you show promise as a funny writer too...
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