Thursday, November 20, 2008

The One Liners #203

Obama has offered Hugh Laurie a position in his Medical Cabinet.

President Bush is going to open military airspace to ease Thanksgiving travel.
This will be a big help to tourists visiting Iraq and Afghanistan.

The astronauts have been told that they were unknown participants in an experiment, prompting them to say, “You mean, that wasn’t orange juice?”

Several golfers were shot today on the driving range by a man who thought that he was on the shooting range.
Then, they were run over by a man who thought that he was on the driving range.

Critics are questioning whether the newly discovered Beatles song was actually written forty years ago. The title of the song is “Michelle, My Obama

Yahoo’s former CEO Jerry Yang will probably launch a new search engine called Yangoo.

If Mark Cuban is convicted of illegal trading,
Will Cuban be sent to Guantanamo?

Which diocese is Elvin Bishop in charge of?

Heather Locklear faces charges of driving without makeup.
“She was white as a ghost,” said the mug shot photographer.

Next time smile slow, Advice from Joe

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