The One Liners #209

If you miss a session of a sex education class,
do they mark you as abstinence?

Unusual twist to the Thanksgiving tradition this year,
where the Turkey has been asked to pardon the President.

Israel is talking to the US senate about bailing out the West Bank.

Congressmen are being treated for higher than usual levels of cholesterol.
Doctors advise that they stop grilling executives.

I’m not going to pay my taxes this year.
I’m going to make the tax cuts permanent.

People say that I look just like my Father.
I said, “Yeah, I inherited his clothes.”

I tried to back up my computer last night,
but it stayed right there in the driveway.

President Bush has been told that if he doesn’t fix everything before he leaves,
he won’t get his deposit back.

Scientists have created a robot that can be used to detect prostate cancer.
Now, if they could only warm up that metal finger.

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