The One Liners #216

Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer refused to testify about Vista Capability today, claiming that he didn’t have Administrative rights to perform that operation.

With the growing popularity of touch screen technology, sales of Windex have increased.

Researchers discovered the answer to the question, “Should Rappers sing?”
Their conclusion was that, if Rappers could sing, they wouldn’t rap.

I was into money laundering, but I kept using too much bleach.

If CitiBank looses any more money, they’re going to be renamed, CitiTank.

Now that GM has ended its endorsement deal with Tiger Woods,
he’s considering playing golf again.

A web site was discovered showing streaming video from a public Men’s room.

The Wizards fired their coach, saying that he had no brains, no heart and no courage.

The first person to invent a machine to weigh people, started with a scale model.

Initially they weigh babies based on a scale of 1 to 10.

I bought a solar scale. Now, I weigh less at night.

How come nobody ever “loves your guts”?

Love em slow, Advice from Joe