Bowing to mounting pressure, Michael Vick has resigned from the vapor rub company.
My friend’s wife left him over two quarters ago, so he’s now, officially in depression.
I said to my friend, “BenGay?”
He said, “Don’t rub it in”.
They’ve created a new ointment for saxophonists who are named Kenny.
It’s called Preparation G.
My uncle was a gum chewer.
Especially after his teeth fell out.
I’m trying to loose weight.
I switched to sugar free Rum.
I don’t have to get up five times a night anymore.
I gave up drinking, all together.
All of the bullies in school thought that I owned a car.
They were always telling me to meet them out in the parking lot.
Whenever my Father said, “Oh for crying out loud”,
he meant that I was going to be crying out loud.
A computer printout indicated an earthquake in California,
however it was discovered that the printout was actually of some guy, lying.
Tell it slow, Advice from Joe
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Solid gold from start to finish!
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