The One Liners #219

I wanted Terry Gross to review my book on NPR,
but she said that her show was called, “Fresh Air”, not “Hot Air”.

I finally met my on-line girlfriend and found out that she not only stretched the truth, she also has stretch marks.

When I said that I was looking for closure regarding my financial problems,
I didn’t mean, foreclosure.

I was hoping to buy a submarine,
but I couldn’t get a sub prime loan.

When I told my friend that I couldn’t find my book on e-Bay,
he clarified himself by saying, “No, I saw it in the East Bay.”

Sarah Palin has been asked to become the Ambassador to Russia.
“She’ll be able to see her office from her house”.

To stop the climb in the unemployment rate,
Donald Trump has been asked to stop firing people.

We could jump start the economy with a simple call to Triple-A.

I was living on the fast track,
and then, the train came.

I wish that I could get my book on “America’s Most Wanted”.

Buy it slow, Advice from Joe