They are going to perform operations in the Emergency Room from now on.
Operators are standing by.
Thieves have stolen all of the greatest original recordings of Steely Dan.
There are no clues as to why the thieves would Steely Dan.
I saw a girl at the beach wearing a thong and it reminded me of my comedy career.
I said, “You’ve got less material than I do.”
I told the group, “She’s not my estranged wife. She’s my strange wife.”
Never go to a doctor who has a “We pay the sales tax” promotion.
The Humane Society used microchip technology to find Cat Stevens yesterday.
How come people never cry till they laugh?
I have one sweet ride!
I filled my tires with whipped cream.
I like to watch that show, Nova.
I used to drive one.
As a child, I told my mother that I wanted to become a shoemaker.
She sent me to boot camp.
March slow, Advice from Joe
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