My father liked to sleep in the afternoon, but he couldn’t spell.
He’d say, “I’m going to take a nip.”
I can’t believe all the clothing that I own.
I’m up to my waist in pants.
I heard that old song, “Working on the Chain Gang”, and it made me wonder,
what was Sam Cooke doing time for?
The last drive-in movie theatre in the country closed down today,
thus ending teen pregnancy all together.
They want to expand our local airport.
Well, at least I won’t need to ride the Airporter anymore.
My town is a transportation hub.
The bus stop is on the railroad tracks.
Where is that town called “Out of Service”?
Every time I try to catch a bus, that’s where it’s going.
As part of his legacy, President Bush is saying that he got the first Black President in history elected.
People get so brave when they’re behind the wheel of a car.
So, sue me!
Sue me slow, Advice from Sue
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