The operator of an Armored Car is a Safe driver.
Obama promised quick relief for governors.
At future meetings, there will be fifty separate stalls available.
Sarah Palin admitted that she wanted to be Secretary of State.
“I’m already the governor of a state!”
Swimmer Michael Phelps was pulled over by a traffic cop for breaking the Speedo.
I guess if Michael Phelps forgets his Speedo, he could always use black spray paint.
The only way to stop acid indigestion is to stop eating acid.
They told me that I didn’t know my ass from a hole in the ground.
Boy, did I show them!
The famous producer told his son, “You’re a Quinn Martin production”
The original name of Michael Douglas’s first TV show was going to be:
“The Canals of Venice”
In an effort to save fuel, the Army is only ordering jeeps that get up to 40 wars per gallon.
When he gets laid off, does a Butcher get a severance package?
Slice it slow, Advice from Joe
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