The One Liners #225

With signs that the war will end soon, the sales of Tanks have tanked.

President Bush has announced that the first book to be in his presidential library will be “Never Entertain During Watermelon Season.”
You know, I’ve always liked that President Bush.

After I sent a book of poetry to the publisher,
they sent me a rejection slip that rhymed.

Bad news for the Tribune Company as every newspaper in town reported their bankruptcy before they did.

Upon news that Wal-Mart is going to offer the iPhone,
K-Mart is going to install a row of pay phones.

The only institution that still has liquidity is the Blood Bank.

Said the Butcher about his son, “He’s a slice off the old block.”

I have to get up so many times during the night; they call me Rip Van Tinkle.

They had a lay-off at work yesterday. Luckily, I was in the rest room at the time, so they fired the guy who sat next to me.

There’s going to be a new, Spanish TV show about a Mexican doctor who limps. The program will be called, “Casa”.

Donde esta slow, Advice from Joe