The One Liners #226

The big question now is, have we been in a recession for as long as we’ve been in denial?

Michael Jackson is releasing a sequel to “Billie Jean”, using a song that goes like this:
“No sir, that’s not my baby,
Yes sir, I don’t mean maybe,
No sir, that’s not my baby now.”

Word is out that the Illinois Governor almost gave Obama’s senate seat to an unnamed author for a copy of his book, “Never Entertain During Watermelon Season”.

Do you know why horses always get their way?
When it comes time to vote, the nays have it.

Irish pork has been declared to be safe, however it’s not clear why they sell it by the pint.

I dodged the bullet yesterday.
Somebody drove by in a Dodge and shot at me.

In order to become more “green”, the park service is renaming their mascot,
“Spare the Air Bear”.

Legendary Kevin Federline broke his silence and discussed his marriage to Britney.
Kfed ksaid that he’d rather be kdead then scratch his khead while in kbed, which he would kdread. Further, he will never kwed again, despite what we’ve kread.

Definition: Clothing that can be worn with a group of people: Wearwithall.

Wear it slow, Advice from Joe