Hey President Bush. Next time you go to Iraq,
Never Entertain During Shoe Throwing Season.
Atheists have released a new holiday song called,
“The Night Old Whatshisname Was Born”
A man is in trouble for posting unflattering comments about his former girl friend on Craigslist. He said, “For Sale: My girlfriend. $100 down and take over listening to her”
The Housing crisis peaked today as every house in America has been foreclosed.
In a related story, the sales of Tents are up.
The playing card industry folded yesterday.
A virus hit Facebook today, causing serious acne problems.
The Canadian leader has suspended Parliament in order to stay in power.
Said President Bush, “You can do that?”
I can always tell if a date might not work out when she asks me,
“You don’t mind that I’m gay, do you?”
Whenever my mother would yell, “Just wait until your father gets home”,
I would go out front and rearrange the house numbers.
They say that you should hold your steering wheel at 10 o’clock and 2 o’clock.
I live in California, so I need to hold it three hours earlier.
A report says that Reese Witherspoon is no longer the highest paid actress.
Said her agent, “Put a fork in Witherspoon. She’s done.”
Stick it slow, advice from Joe
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The playing card industry folded yesterday....killer!
I don't believe you are on Facebook. I looked for you and didn't come up w/ anything. And I tried all of your names......
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