If Ford discontinues Lincoln, do we still get Lincoln’s birthday off?
This year, “Ford F150” is how many they sold.
How come gem thieves never ask for a jewelry trial?
OJ was disappointed to learn that Sing Sing only has a nine-hole golf course.
My mother thought that I was a doctor.
She was always yelling, “What’s wrong with you?”
Do you ever find yourself thinking that you could actually win a court case
after watching an episode of Perry Mason?
Nowadays, kids put their pants on by pulling them down.
I tried a performance-enhancing drug and it didn’t work.
My acting was just as bad as before.
For Halloween, the little kids wanted to dress up like a pairs of eyeglasses.
Their father said, “Don’t make spectacles of yourselves.”
The doctor said that he was going to give me a shot to relieve the pain.
I said, “Wouldn’t shooting me, increase the pain?”
Axl Rose was hospitalized today.
A spokesperson said that Axl had a bad wheel bearing.
Roll it slow, Advice from Joe
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---I tried a performance-enhancing drug and it didn’t work.
My acting was just as bad as before.
Solid gold!
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