You don’t want liquidity in the Ice business.
Tonight on FOX, a patient punches the doctor,
knocking House off his foundation.
I joined a gym with an African décor.
It’s a jungle gym.
My friend bought a cell phone, but nobody ever calls him.
I said, “Hey, get a wife”.
I taught my wife how to fix her own car.
I showed her how to lift the hood and what to hit with the hammer.
If the network lets Regis Philbin go,
it would be Out Regis.
To promote sales of it’s own coffee, McDonalds has a new advertising slogan:
“Yeah, Starbucks, but can you get fries with that?”
A man exposed himself downtown last night. Witnesses say that he wasn’t wearing blue jeans and he wasn’t wearing a hooded sweatshirt. If you saw this man, not dressed like that, you are asked to call police.
"Truth in Advertising" laws are forcing Motel 6 to change its name to
Motel 62.50
Leave the light on slow, Advice from Joe
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