I almost backed over my paperboy this morning.
It’s the first time that he’s ever hit the porch.
Wasn’t that a song by the Delfonics?
“Fa la la la la means I love you”
My high school class had its fortieth reunion and all these old people showed up.
If the Fed lowers the interest rate to zero percent,
does that mean that they’ve lost interest?
I was reading the newspaper and found my sex life in the obituary section.
How come The Holy Ghost never says, “Ooooooh!”
Owners of older trucks say that new diesel emission laws may drive them out of business.
Not in those trucks, they won’t.
Why did they build a Statue of Limitations?
Embarrassed scientists admitted today that there might not be water on Mars after all.
Apparently, the Hubble Telescope was aiming down at Lake Michigan.
Do you know why legendary Robert Young was such a clean actor?
Father knows Zest.
After watching an episode of “Marcus Welby”,
Hugh Laurie said, “What a bunch of bullshit”.
Diagnosis it slow, Advice from Joe
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---I almost backed over my paperboy this morning.
It’s the first time that he’s ever hit the porch.
CLASSIC!
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