Adam and Christmas Eve say “Hi”
John McCain keeps referring to the head of the Holy Family as, "Joe the Saint"
OJ’s problems continue as more of his belongings have been stolen.
Apparently, somebody took his tin cup and his pillow.
In an effort to downsize, Ford has released the Jaguar back into the wild.
GM may create a new vehicle out of the Hummer and the Saab called the Blob.
The sale of skin diving gear has plunged.
I’ve had a lot on my mind recently.
The bookcase fell on my head.
How come those pictures of “Singles in Your Area” are never of guys wearing tank tops?
I wrote a new ending for my autobiography. This time, I live.
Leno’s first week of guests will be all of the actors who used to have 10 o’clock shows.
JK Rowling’s lovable character, Harry will star in a new TV show about a high school teacher called, “Welcome Back Potter”
I’m suffering from diminished capacity.
I can’t hold as much beer anymore.
It’s so ironic. They renewed my driver’s license by mail on the same day that I backed over my mailbox.
Read it slow, Advice from Joe
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---Leno’s first week of guests will be all of the actors who used to have 10 o’clock shows.
A riot!
As far as single guys in tank tops... You're looking on the wrong sites.
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