The Wise Men offered gifts of gold and silver,
while all Mary wanted was some diapers.
I get stoned before I go to an auction so I can be the highest bidder.
I asked the guide, “Is that the Statue of Liberty?”
He said, “I’m not a liberty to say that”.
If I had a dollar for every time that I told a girl not to take her clothes off,
I’d be broke.
I asked my doctor about a sex change, but she said that she enjoyed being a girl.
My office spouse was laid off and I was awarded custody of her workload.
My dentist could be the governor of Illinois. He’s always charging for appointments.
My father always wanted to ride in a Cadillac. Luckily the funeral home owned one.
A guy honked his horn at me so many times that I finally got out and said,
“Buddy, could you stop doing that? I’m on the phone!”
I can’t count how many times I’ve failed math.
If an anti-aging cream can take ten years off your skin,
what happens if you rub it on a nine year old?
Rub it slow, Advice from Joe
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Every one a gem!!
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