Legendary Wiggles the Clown died yesterday.
Doctors said that he stopped wiggling around nine o’clock.
Why do they always say that a driver lost his load,
when it’s clearly laying in plain view, right behind the truck?
My dog went to the bathroom while he was performing tricks.
He had a rollover accident.
A new animated TV series is being produced about fighter pilots who eject.
It’s going to be called, “The Jettisons”
Since the concept of a “sex life” exists,
is the rest of this our “non-sex lives”?
I had a dream last night that I eat a watermelon.
I woke up and my book was gone.
The former “Today Show” host is going to be in a new Senior Help Alert commercial where he says, “I’m Hugh Downs and I can’t get up.”
What type of insurance does Ben Aflack have?
President Bush wanted to say goodbye to his staff,
however most of them left last year.
Say goodbye slow, Advice from Joe
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