It was leaked today that Gov Rod Blagojevich is being considered for the lead role in “The Moe Howard Story”.
Obama has tapped LaHood as the Transportation secretary. His other options were LaTrunklid, LaRoof and LaFendor.
Steve Jobs will not be at MacWorld this year because he lost his keynotes.
OPEC was quiet about cutting oil production, saying that they didn’t want to make a big production out of it.
Tiger Woods told his Caddie to start behaving more like his Buick did.
I asked my doctor how long I had left.
He said that I’d probably out live him.
So, I asked him how long he had left?
I avoid hostel environments.
I’ve never been to a youth hostel.
As a child, I thought a lot about traveling.
My mother was always saying, “Where do you think you’re going?”
The market is so bad,
even my Christmas stockings lost money.
Ho Ho Ho slow, Advice from Joe
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