The One Liners #247

I like to stay at one-star hotels.
Why have another star staying there at the same time?

The doctor told me that I had to walk before I could run.
The mechanic told me that my car had to run before it could roll.

Saying “You’re welcome” is a thankless job.

It was revealed that the legendary Righteous Brothers were not really named Righteous.
Explained their agent, “To say they were Righteous is wrongeous”.

They never tell you exactly how many horsepower your printer is,
even though it says, “HP” right on the side of it.

I bought myself a Sling Box, which was good timing.
I broke my arm carrying it into the house.

How do you seek help for a drug reaction
if one of the side affects is a desire to kill your doctor?

I’ve spent my entire life, doing everything directly in front of my mother.
She told me never to do anything behind her back.

I was a failure in the school band.
I played the buffoon.

Play it slow, Advice from Joe